3 Minute Protein Bread (low carb, sugar free, dairy free*, paleo)

Just "baked" in the microwave

Made in a 6 inch corningware...perfect for a kid's (or grown-ups)
peanut butter and jelly!

Miss bread and biscuits? Like real, chewy bread that doesn't come out crumbly and doesn't require tons of starches that will up your blood sugar faster than you can say tapioca? I know I did...until I devised this versatile recipe that started out being cooked in the oven, but has since been relegated to the microwave and/or waffle iron to ensure good rise and perfect, bready density...not hockey puck-ish texture disguised as bread!

Please try this and let me know what you think. It is far superior to ANY gluten free (especially low carb) bread that I have tried, and we have tried a lot!


Coming soon...modifications to make restaurant quality butter-garlic rolls & cinnamon buns!

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3 MINUTE BREAD!

1/3 c coconut flour
1/3 c whey OR egg white protein powder (use egg white only for dairy free)
1/3 c psyllium husks (powdered)


See...a real biscuit (note the biscuit balls that
are pre-made in the container, ready for the
fridge and fresh bread...in 3 MINUTES!

2 tsp baking powder (or 1 tsp baking soda + 1/2 tsp cream of tarter)1 tsp salt
1/2 c milk of choice (I usually use canned coconut milk, but have also used whole and goats)
1/4 c + 2 Tbsp water
2 Tbsp Apple Cider Vinegar
4 extra large eggs
Butter/Coconut oil for greasing cooking dish


Mix all of the wet ingredients in a large bowl w/ a hand mixer, or use a high powered blender. Add the salt and baking powder and mix well. Add the protein, then the psyllium husks and finally the coconut flour, mixing well after each addition.


Once you have a dough like substance, let it hang out and thicken up for 3-5 minutes. Melt about 1/3 Tbsp butter in your microwave safe dish (I use small corningware or my glass pyrex) and then swirl it around to coat the bottom and about 1/2 inch up the sides. Divide your dough into approximately 7 1/4 c. balls. You are going to cook one at a time...you can save some in the fridge to have hot, fresh rolls in 3 minutes! 


When you are ready to make your bread, flatten your dough ball slightly into the prepared microwave container and then flip it over so their is butter/oil all over it. "Bake" it in your microwave, starting at about 1.5 minutes and adding 20 second increments until it is slightly firm in the middle. This make take a few attempts, but err on the side of under-done, as you can always re-nuke it. Once it's overcooked, it gets rubbery and hard around the edges.  For 1/4 c. dough in a 1 cup pyrex, in my 1200 watt microwave, it takes 2 minutes and 20 seconds to perfect bready, biscuit goodness. 1/3 cup (when I make larger rolls) takes 3 minutes. It's an art, this microwave baking...

Low Carb Vanilla CheeseCake (w/ a nut free crust!)

Make this...just do it. I've perfected it by making it at least 10 times and it never lasts long. With my ingredients, I calculate 50 net grams of carbs for the whole cheese cake...that's less than than one piece at the cheesecake factory, and we typically get 12 GENEROUS slices out of this recipe. For an extra special treat, serve topped with a raspberry puree or a small portion of melted dark chocolate. (No one will know this is low carb...promise!)


Crust:
1/2 c pork rind flour (food processed until finely ground)
1 c. coconut flakes
2 Tbsp coconut flour
3 Tbsp coconut oil or melted butter
1 dropper full (approximately 20 drops) vanilla stevia


Add coconut flakes to a food processor or high powered blender first. Allow to run until coconut is ground finely, but not until it's coconut butter. Add remaining ingredients and process until well combined.  Press into the bottom of a springform pan (I use a 12 inch) and set aside.


Heat the oven to 425 and put about 1 inch of water in a pan that can hold your springform in the oven to preheat as well. (This is a water bath, for those of you who don't often make cheesecake. You can omit this step, but your cheesecake will crack on the top...it will still taste delicious, but may not look like it came from the Cheesecake Factory. Your call :) Prepare your filling as described below.


If your springform is not waterproof, or you aren't sure, wrap foil around it, going up over the top edge. It might take 2 pieces.


Filling:
1 cup full fat ricotta (read labels...mine has 2 g carb per 1/4 c serving)
24 oz full fat cream cheese (buy name brand...1 g carb per 1 oz serving)
4 large eggs
1/2 c + 2 Tbsp erythritol, or 1/2 c birch xylitol
5 droppers full (100 drops) English Toffee Stevia (NO SUBS...gives it the perfect carmel-ly flavor)
3 Tbsp canned, full fat coconut milk or heavy whipping cream
1/4 c vanilla extract*


Blend all ingredients in a high powered blender or food processor until well combined. Pour into prepared pan and drop a couple inches on the counter a couple times to get all the air bubbles out.


Place your cheesecake in your prepared water bath (or just in the oven) and turn the oven (which should be at 425) down to 325 and bake your cheesecake for 1 hour and 45 minutes. Turn the oven off and allow your cheesecake to remain in the warm oven for an hour or so. Remove and chill.


DON'T TAKE THE EDGE OFF OF YOUR PAN UNTIL IT'S COOL!!! It will collapse. I tell you this from experience. It's not pretty folks...but it sure does taste good! Waiting is hard, I know. If you must...just take a spoonful from the piece that will be yours. Don't ruin the whole cake because of your impatience :)


Second note...when you place this in the fridge make sure it's stable, preferably not balancing on a head of cabbage and a pyrex dish, because (again, from experience) if you accidently hit said head of cabbage and your cheesecake loses it's balance, it will come flying out of the fridge and land top side down on the floor. You will look slightly pathetic scooping it off the floor and then getting up the remainder with a spoon, however, I won't judge you...because I've been there...


Third note...this freezes beautifully, and will also keep in the fridge for about a week.


*I make my own vanilla by purchasing vanilla beans in bulk, cutting them in half lengthwise and sticking them in a cheap bottle of vodka or bourbon. Let them hang out for about a month, or longer and you have super affordable vanilla extract with no fillers :) I also made homemade vanilla as gifts one Christmas by buying airplane liquor bottles and putting one bean in each bottle - HUGE HIT!


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FLAKY Pie Crust (Low Carb, gluten-free, nut-free, primal)

Soooo good. Flaky, like I remember back in my gluten eating day. As someone who doesn't tolerate nuts very well, I have been trying and trying to create a pie crust that would hold up like it's nutty and/or gluten filled counterparts, or at least as well as the delicious (high carb) ones that I used to make with tapioca starch and rice flour. I had come up empty until this past weekend when I made a Cheeseburger Pie.  It started off as a cheeseburger quiche, but I didn't add enough eggs. Much to my delight, it was better than expected, but the filling still needs some tweaking. However, the pie crust was definitely a home run. I can't wait to try it out in a few different iterations...next up, Chicken pot pie! :)


1/2 c. coconut flour
1/4 c. unsweetened (small) grated coconut/flakes
1/4 c. ground up pork rinds (measured after grinding)
1 egg
3 Tbsp butter, melted
2 Tbsp bacon fat, ideally not scalding hot out of a frying pan...


Mix all the dry ingredients in a bowl and add the egg. Mix with your hands, trust me. Add the butter and bacon grease and mix until well combined. It will be a bit more delicate than a standard dough, but it should hold together nicely. Using 2 pieces of parchment paper, roll the dough into a disk large enough for your pie plate, then transfer it to said pie plate. Stick it in the fridge for at least 30-60 minutes so it chills and you get the gorgeous (gluten-y but not) flakes that everyone longs for in a pie crust...


Fill as desired and bake like you would any other crust. For no-bakes...I'm not sure yet, but if you try it, please let me know. I'm thinking 14-16 minutes at 350?


Enjoy!

Banana Muffins

3 large or 4 small ripe, mashed bananas

1/4 c butter, melted
1 Tbsp coconut oil

4 x-large eggs

 

1 Tbsp vanilla

1 Tbsp cider vinegar 

1/2 c coconut flour
1/4 c. xylitol or 1/3 c. erythritol

1 tsp baking powder

1 tsp baking soda

1/2 tsp guar gum (optional)

pinch of salt

 

Directions

Combine bananas, butter and oil. Mix well. Add eggs, honey, vanilla and cider vinegar. Whisk or blend until smooth. 

 

Add dry ingredients one at a time and whisk after each addition.

Transfer batter to parchment-cup lined, or well-greased muffin pan and bake at 325 for 25 minutes or until toothpick inserted in middle comes out clean.

Makes 16 muffins.

 

Protein Blueberry Bread (nut free, low carb, sugar free)

Alright my friends...I have found something crazy. Pork rinds, ground up, create a pretty amazing flour substitute. (Be careful that your pork rinds don't have a lot of crap in them...you want them to have 2 ingredients...pork skin and salt. Nothing else. Nothing would ruin a blueberry bread like a BBQ flavored flour. Gross.)

I have been having a  blast playing with the ZERO carb flour...seriously, it's like a match made in heaven. It's tricky though...to much pork rind without another flour makes for a chewy (not in a good way), rubbery texture that is nothing to write home about. However, used in addition to other ingredients, it's pretty awesome. We really enjoyed this bread/cake. The batter can also be used to make "muffin tops", on a cookie sheet without a muffin top pan. Double score, right?


(Notes - if you use sugar and not a sugar substitute, this will no longer be low carb...)

Double Protein (Pork Rind) Blueberry Bread

1/2 c butter, softened

3/4 c erythritol (or 1/2 c. birch xylitol or white sugar)

1/2 tsp powdered stevia (or 1/2 c. brown sugar)

2 eggs

2 tsp baking powder (or 1 tsp baking soda + 1/2 tsp cream of tarter)

1 cup pork rind flour (simply food process or use a high speed blender until it's finely ground)

1/2 c. unflavored whey or egg white protein powder (I use NOW Whey - off Amazon) 

1/2 c. coconut flour

3/4 c. milk of choice (almond, coconut, dairy)

1 Tbsp unflavored gelatin

2.5 c. frozen blueberries (Wild Maine work best, because they are small)

Beat butter, sweeteners and eggs until well combined. Add milk, baking powder and gelatin & beat well.  Add flours and mix until just combined. Fold in frozen blueberries and pour into a parchment lined loaf pan (8x4)

Bake at 350 for approximately 35-40 minutes, or until toothpick comes out clean.

Allow to cool, store in the fridge. For an extra special breakfast, toast in a frying pan that has been coated in melted butter...yum!

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Pumpkin Bread Balls (low carb, no gluten, grains, or nuts)

These are so freakin good...and since it's fall and that means it's pumpkin season...GAME ON!

I love pumpkin...pumpkin bread, pumpkin cookies, pumpkin muffins...you name it, I love it...sooo, since my old recipe had almond flour as a main ingredient, I needed to make some modifications. I'm so glad I did. These trump anything pumpkin-y that I've ever made. They are kind of like a cross between an old fashioned doughnut, pumpkin bread and a snickerdoodle cookie. They are delicious, and have only about 2 net carbs per "ball". They're pretty too, with the cinnamon/erythritol coating...


1 1/4 c coconut flour
1/4 c vanilla whey protein (Jay Robb)
1/4 c chia seeds
1 tsp xanthan gum
1 1/2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp coarse kosher salt
2 Tbsp cinnamon
1 tsp nutmeg
1/4 tsp cloves
1/2 c erythritol

2/3 c coconut milk
2/3 c + 3 Tbsp virgin coconut oil - melted
1 tsp stevia glycerite
6 eggs
1 can (15 oz) pumpkin puree

Coating -
6 Tbsp erythritol
2 Tbsp cinnamon

Whisk all dry ingredients in a large bowl. Ensure that everything is well mixed before you begin adding the wet ingredients.

Add all wet ingredients and use a hand mixer to get everything all mixed. Blend for 2-3 minutes or until well combined.

Preheat oven to 350 and allow dough to sit for 10 minutes or so to thicken up, while your oven heats up.

Mix erythritol and cinnamon in a small bowl.

Roll dough into balls, approximately 1 1/2 inches. Roll dough in cinnamon/erythritol mixture and place on parchment lined baking sheet. (They don't spread, so you can put them pretty close together). This amount of dough should make approximately 45-50 balls.

Bake at 350 for 20 minutes or until a knife inserted in the middle comes out clean.


Update - I ran out of Jay Robb protein powder and couldn't justify it's cost. I now use an unflavored whey and/or egg white protein powder that I order via Subscribe and Save on Amazon. To compensate for the additional sweetness, I add about 1/4 tsp of liquid stevia (2 droppers) and a tsp of vanilla, while using the same amount of protein powder.


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Gluten Free | Low Carb Pizza 2.0 (nut free, grain free)

Well, I didn't think my previous pizza crust could be improved on...but then I realized that I had a nut intolerance and even the 3 Tbsp of almond meal in my previous recipe could set off cramps and inflammation throughout my body! Soo...back to the drawing board and so glad that I did.  Today's concoction is gluten and grain free and only has about 15 carbs in the whole pizza crust...size x-large, I think I use a 15 inch pizza round pan. You could also make 2 smaller pizzas. Regardless, this makes a lot of pizza...at least 4 servings, maybe 6 if you aren't that hungry.  I use a no sugar added pizza sauce (Publix or Kroger brand) and shred my own mozzarella so it doesn't have added starches to keep the strands separate. But, you don't have to...if you have shredded mozzarella, be my guest!

Without further ado - a gluten free, grain free, nut free, primal (not paleo because of the parmesan) pizza crust -

1/3 c pork rind flour (pork rinds, ground up in the food processor, measured after ground)
1/3 c coconut flour
1/3 c grated parmesan cheese
1/2 Tbsp yeast (like the kind you use to make bread...optional)
1/2 tsp xanthan gum
1/2 tsp baking powder
1/2 Tbsp garlic powder
4 eggs
5 oz mozzarella cheese, shredded + more for topping
1/4 c olive oil

Heat oven to 400 degrees.

Combine all dry ingredients (except xanthan gum) in a food processor or high powered blender. Add xanthan gum while processor is running to ensure that it doesn't clump.  Add cheese and turn on motor. Add eggs one at a time while processor is running.  Once mixture is thoroughly combined, turn off processor and line your pan with parchment paper. I use a 15 inch round pizza pan.

Scrape dough out onto parchment lined pan. Flatten out into a disk, with your hands (it will be sticky.) Once it's about 6 inches across, pour the olive oil on the top and then use your hands to continue to push the dough out and flatten it into the pan. Dough should be about 1/2 inch thick. Sprinkle with Italian seasoning, if you like.

Bake in preheated oven for 10 minutes. Remove and add sauce, toppings and cheese.

Crust has approximately 15 net carbs...don't load it down with sugary sauce and you have an excellent, extremely low carb pizza!

Kale Bread / Rolls / Pizza Dough / Tortillas

Yes, this comes out green...no you CANNOT taste the kale. It works nicely to eliminate the sweetness that so often comes about with coconut flour.

1/3 c + 1 Tbsp ground psyllium husks (I get mine from Now Foods on Amazon)
1 cup coconut flour
1 Tbsp baking powder
1 tsp coarse, kosher salt
6 eggs
4 egg whites
1/4 c apple cider vinegar
1.5 cups kale water (2.5 cups packed kale+1.5 cups water...food processed or well blended in high powered blender - I use a vitamix)

Mix all wet ingredients with a hand blender. Add psyllium and blend. Add coconut flour and blend.  Give dough a few minutes and you should be able to handle it like a ball of dough.

With this dough you can do a few things...
1. Make a loaf of bread - parchment line a large bread pan. Spread dough evenly. Bake at 375 for 90 minutes. Allow to cool before slicing. Freezes and toasts beautifully.

2. Make rolls - parchment line a baking sheet. Form rolls. bake at 375 for 1 hour 15 minutes. Allow to cool before using.

3. Make pizza dough - parchment line a baking sheet or pizza pan. Spread out dough. The easiest way to do this is to use another piece of parchment and basically massage it out to approximately 1/4-1/2 inch thick. The thinner the better. Bake at 375 for 45 minutes before adding toppings and cooking for another 20.

4. Make tortillas - roll out tortillas in between two sheets of parchment and then fry in a hot non-stick skillet with no oil for a couple minutes per side.

Easy, peasy lemon squeezey...get your green on.

Coconut Flour Buttery Nipple Cake (gluten & grain free)

Warning...this is NOT low carb, not by any means of the word. It is however delicious and shipped quite nicely all the way to Afghanistan without drying out (almost 2 weeks...)

Cake
1 c butter, softened
12 eggs
1.5 cups dark brown sugar
1 tsp salt
1 Tbsp vanilla
1 cup + 3 Tbsp coconut flour
1 tsp baking powder
1/4 cup butter schnapps
1/4 cup Bailey's Irish cream

Glaze
1.5-2 cups powdered sugar
1/4 cup butter schnapps
1/4 cup Bailey's Irish cream

Beat butter and brown sugar until creamy. Add eggs, vanilla, liquors, salt and baking powder. Blend well. Add coconut flour in two additions, beating well in between.

Bake in 8x8 square, parchment lined dish at 350 degrees for 40-50 minutes or until a knife inserted in the middle comes out clean. While it's baking, make the glaze...stir all the ingredients together.

Once the cake is done, poke numerous holes all over the top while it is still hot. I use my meat thermometer for this, as it makes nice big holes.  Pour glaze over and allow to finish cooling in the pan.

Eat, but not too much if you have to drive...the alcohol does not cook out. Don't serve to small children- be warned, it's boozy!

Microwave Sugar Free Blueberry Cake (Coconut Flour - gluten and grain free)

2 Tbsp coconut Oil
1 egg
1/4 + 1/8 cup almond/coconut milk
30 drops of liquid stevia (20 flavored cinnamon, 10 regular)
1/2 tsp baking powder
1/4 tsp xanthan gum
1 tsp vanilla
1/4 c (scant) coconut flour
1/3 c blueberries
1 tsp cinnamon

Using a microwave safe bowl - I use a 4 c. Pyrex glass measuring cup, melt the coconut oil for 30 seconds or so. Whisk the milk into the hot oil. Add the egg and whisk until all combined. Add liquid stevia, vanilla and cinnamon, whisk well. Add baking powder and xathan gum, sprinkling them over the top so that they don't clump, whisk well. Add flour and stif to combine. Add blueberries (fresh or frozen) and stir.

Flatten out the top and microwave for 4-6 minutes. Until you know how long it will take in your microwave, start with 4 minutes and go in intervals of 30 seconds until you hit 5 minutes, then start checking every 15 seconds. It should be set on the top...

Let it COOL!!! When it's hot it is kinda eggy...when it's cool, its delcious!

Store in the fridge...great low carb, high fiber breakfast!

Pumpkin Bread - low carb, sugar free, grain free & spicy

Pumpkin Bread

Low carb, gluten and grain free pumpkin bread (spicy!)

1 3/4 c almond flour
1/2 c - 1 tbsp coconut flour
1 can pumpkin
4 eggs
1/2 c butter
1/2 c olive / grapeseed oil
1 cup Splenda
1 tsp stevia
2 teaspoons baking soda
1 1/2 teaspoons salt
2 tsp ground cinnamon
1 tsp ground nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon ground cloves
1/4 teaspoon ground ginger
1 1/2 tsp kosher salt
2 tsp xanthan gum






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Gluten Free, Grain Free, Low Carb Chocolate Chip Cookies (Soft and Chewy...)

Gluten Free, Grain Free, Low Carb (Soft and Chewy) Chocolate Chip Cookies


Well, another gluten free chocolate chip recipe...what's the big deal? Well, let me tell you...these are good, really really really good. Like pretty close to what I remember the gluten-y version being, although according to my Mom who still eats gluten, sometimes my memory fails me - which I don't necessarily think is a bad thing.

I hvae tried 5 or 6 other gluten free, some grain free and some lower carb cookies, and none of them can hold a candle to my newest recipe interation.  I think if you wanted them to be dairy free, you could use coconut oil instead of the butter, quite successfully, and if there are dairy free chocolate chips? (I don't know) you could use those too...or use cranberries, or raisens, or whatever cookie add-in you dearly miss!  The best part about these cookies is that they are soft on the inside and won't just crumble when you take a bite...plus the flavor, OMG the flavor. Delcious!

If you try these, please let me know what you think...becuase in my humble opinion, these are the best gluten free, grain free and low carb (they don't taste it...promise) chocolate chip cookies I have ever had. These are definitely going on our family Christmas cookie list...

Gluten & Grain Free, Low Carb Chocolate Chip Cookies

1 stick of unsalted butter
1/3 c Splenda granular
1/4 tsp (40 drops) nunaturals liquid stevia (sugar equivalent to 1/3 cup)
1/2 tsp molasses (optional)
2 eggs
1 tsp vanilla
1/3 cup+2 Tbsp almond flour
2 Tbsp coconut flour
1/4 tsp xanthan gum
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp kosher salt
2/3 cup dark chocolate chips (use sugar free, should you so choose, to make them entirely sugar free)
2/3 cup nuts, chopped (I used walnut)


Cream softened butter, stevia and Splenda. Add vanilla, molasses and eggs. Beat until combined. Add dry ingredients, except nuts and cups and blend well. Add nuts and chocolate chips.

Bake at 350 for 8-10 minutes. Enjoy!

What a treat!

The Perfect Gluten free (paleo) Pancake

Ok...let me tell you about these pancakes. They rock. They are the best that I have made...and we make pancakes almost every weekend. The subtle banana is awesome, almost like banana bread. The taste and texture are spot on. I have found my magic pancake recipe. The only problem (if you consider it a problem...and I don't) is that it makes a lot. Like 30.

On a high note, you can make normal size pancakes with this recipe and flip them without screwing them up. That's been a problem with lots of the other things I've tried...they all recommend 3 inch pancakes. Really??? Silver dollar pancakes were cool when I was 5...I don't want to have to eat 20 of the things to be full, plus that takes forever to cook them all. With this recipe, in my non-stick pan with no additional grease, oil or butter, I made 5-6 inh pancakes with little problem. (I am not a master flipper....you can do it too!! Promise!)

Yum. Eat. Enjoy!

1.5 c almond flour (I use Honeyville Farms (google it...its' the cheapest and the best you'll find.)
3/4 c coconut flour
2 tsp baking soda
1/2 tsp salt
1 tsp cinnamon (optional)
8 eggs
2-3 Tbsp honey
2/3 c canned coconut milk (I use jfc or Thai kitchen)
1 banana

Put everything in a blender and run it until everything is smooth and well combined. Then run it for another 45 seconds.

Pour pancakes in a preheated skillet (I let mine heat up the entire time I'm making the batter, I have found this removes the crappy initial batch problem!)

Cook on first side until bubbles form in all areas of the pancake. For me, on med-low, it takes about 3 minutes. Flip. Cook for 1.5 to 2 minutes or until cooked through.

Cantaloupe Bread

1 c cantaloupe puree (food processsed and then strained by about 1/2)
1/3 c coconut oil - softened or melted
6 eggs
1.5 tsp baking soda
pinch of salt
40 drops liquid stevia (NuNaturals)
1/3 c sour cream
1/3 c plain yogurt (not vanilla)
3/4 Tbsp cinnamon (eyeball it)
1/4 tsp cloves
1/2 tsp ginger
1 tsp almond extract
3/4 c coconut flour
1/2 c walnuts (optional) - put on the top and push down into the bread before baking.

Food process the cantaloupe, coconut oil and eggs until light and kind of frothy. Add remaining ingrediants, except coconut flour. Process for 30-45 seconds. Add coconut flour and process for an additional minute or so. Batter will be loose, but kind of grainy.

Bake in a well oiled (or parchment lined) bread pan at 350 for 35-40 minutes

Tastes similiar to a pumpkin/banana bread. I'm thinking you could easily sub either of those ingrediants for the cantaloupe and have a successful baking experience.

Chocolate Cake (the best so far!)

Based on this recipe: http://mariahealth.blogspot.com/2011/10/mocha-fudge-cake-and-converting-flours.html and modified only slightly! Can't wait to try the version with almond flour...

USING COCONUT FLOUR
1 1/2 c Kroger brown sugar sub
1/3 c coconut oil
6 eggs
3 oz unsweetened chocolate, melted
1 heaping T cocoa
3/4 cup sour cream
3/4 cups coconut flour
1 1/2 tsp baking soda
3/4 cup hot coffee
1 1/2 tsp vanilla or chocolate extract
1/2 tsp Celtic sea salt

Pre-heat oven to 350˚. Beat sweetener and butter in a bowl until combined. Beat in eggs, then chocolate, then sour cream. Sift the coconut/almond flour and baking soda in a bowl; add to chocolate mixture. Beat in coffee, vanilla and salt until combined. Coat a 9" cake pan with coconut oil spray; pour in batter. Bake until a toothpick inserted in center comes out clean, 35 minutes. Makes 12 servings.

Coconut Flour Pizza Crust

By far our favorite when it has come to gluten free pizza crusts, and the fact that it's low carb to boot makes it a win win for our family. 

This is seriously great crust...and it's easy and there's no yeast, so there's no rise time! Plus, you can cut a real slice of pizza and actually hold it in your hand! When was the last time you could do that with a low carb crust? Enjoy!



Coconut Flour Pizza Crust

Look Mom, no fork!

1/3 c coconut flour

1/3 c grated parm (the cheap stuff in the green can)
3 T almond flour
4 eggs
Pinch of salt
½ tsp baking powder
2 T Italian seasoning (or pizza topping, if you can get it from the Amish Pantry in Clarksville)
1 cup shredded mozzarella
2 T grapeseed or olive oil
1 tsp garlic powder
¼ tsp xanthan gum

 Add everything to a foodprocessor and process until smooth, a minute or so.

 Using wet (like from water) hands, spread the “dough” out onto a parchment paper lined cookie sheet. You may need to rewet your hands a couple of times.

Bake the crust at 375 for 15 minutes, then add toppings and bake for another 10-12

*You can also forego pizza and make this a flatbread by adding cheese to the top before the first baking.  We had it like this with pepperjack cheese with chili the other night and it was delicious!

Coconut Almond White Bread (low carb, gluten & grain free)

Coconut Almond Flour "White Bread"

This stuff is good y'all...like real bread good! It holds up REALLY WELL!!!! You could make a sandwich...we tried it as grilled cheese and it was good. We tried it cold (I keep all my LC/GF stuff in the fridge) with peanut butter and it was like a Wonderbread PB sandwich...good stuff, and easy. And not a lot of fancy ingredients...Make it. You won't be disappointed. It even looks like real bread. (Disclaimer, if you have never baked with coconut flour, it makes things a little spongy...so the texture, with nothing on it, is a little "off", but the flavor is there - a quote from my husband. But, this is by far the BEST low carb; gluten free bread we've experimented with yet)

UPDATE: Makes an AH-MAZING grilled cheese...just pop on the foreman grill with cheese in the middle and grill. Delicious! No extra butter needed because of the high butter content in the recipe :)

Coconut Almond White Bread - Low Carb and Gluten Free

2/3 c almond flour (Honeyville people, invest, seriously!
1/3 c coconut flour
1/2 tsp xanthan gum
pinch of salt
1 packet of stevia (I use Trader Joes brand)
1 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp baking soda
6 eggs
3 Tbsp coconut oil - liquified
1/2 c. butter - melted
1/3 c. ricotta cheese (full fat)

Line your bread pan (I use an 8x4) with parchment paper and preheat the oven to 350.

In your food processor, blend with your S-blade all the dry ingredients until they are well combined. Add the butter and the oil and mix until combined. Add the eggs and the cheese and allow to process for a minute or two, until everything is really well mixed and the eggs have had ample time to get "airy"-ish.

Pour batter into prepared bread pan and allow to sit for about 10 minutes before you pop into the oven.

Bake for approximately 45 minutes, or until a toothpick comes out clean. Allow to cool and then slice like regular bread.


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Coconut Flour Pancakes...

Coconut Flour Pancakes

 ½ c. coconut flour

¼ c. dark brown sugar (you could use brown sugar twin...but it's worth the carbs for me to use the real stuff in this recipe...)
½ tsp baking powder
½ tsp salt
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¼ c. melted butter
1 c. canned coconut milk (about 2/3 of a can…stirred, it will be kinda chunky)
1 tsp almond extract
¼ tsp cinnamon
6 eggs
1 tsp baking soda

Whisk all ingredients above the dashed line.

Add everything but the eggs and baking soda and mix well.

Add eggs and whisk until everything is well combined

Add baking soda right before you are ready to start cooking and whisk.

Fry in a pre-heated, nonstick pan. Leave on the first side until the edges look dry…may or may not bubble like traditional pancakes. I used a med/med low heat for about 2 minutes on the first side and one minute on the second.

(These refrigerate well, are kinda thin…good with PB or jelly, or both…rolled up for a  quick snack or meal on the go. They’d also be good like traditional pancakes with butter and syrup…) The recipe makes a BUNCH…I think mine made like 25 pancakes!

Almond Meal Waffles - Low Carb and Gluten Free

I doubled this...made them in the Belgian Waffle maker and Josh takes 1/2 a waffle out of the freezer each morning, defrosts it in the microwave and toasts it, then slathers it with peanut butter and eats it on his way out the door. Greyson also LOVES them...and I feel ok about them eating them, because they loaded with all good for you ingrediants...and they taste good too! You could easily top them with syrup, jelly...even (dare I say it) Nutella for a more indulgent treat!

1 cup almond flour
1 Tbsp coconut flour
1/2 tsp baking soda
1/4 tsp salt
1/2 cup of milk
1/2 tsp vanilla or almond extract
2 Tbsp splenda or 2 packets of stevia in the raw
2 Tbsp melted coconut oil
2 eggs

Mix all of the dry ingrediants in the bowl with a whisk. Add the milk, eggs, and extract and whisk. Add the melted coconut oil and stir with a wooden spoon (or just use the whisk...lazy :) )

Allow batter to rest for 3-4 minutes, if it seems runny, add a Tbsp of almond meal/flour. If it seems too thick, add a Tbsp of milk...

Use your waffle maker as you usually would, just make sure to spray it with oil (I use Pam Olive Oil spray) prior to each waffle...these stick, badly!

If you are freezing them for later, let them cool, then freeze them in a single layer on a cookie sheet before putting them in a freezer bag (this keeps them from sticking later).  Defrost, toast and enjoy as desired!

I'm also thinking these would make a great base for strawberry shortcake this summer...just a thought!

Pepperoni Bread - low carb and gluten free

3 eggs
1 clove garlic, crushed or minced
3/4 c  coconut milk (UNSWEETENED!!!!)
1/2 cup coconut flour, sifted
2 tbsp almond flour
1/2 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon dried oregano
1 teaspoon dried Italian seasoning
1/2 cup shredded mozzarella cheese
25 deli (sandwich size is better) pepperoni, thinly sliced

Beat eggs, add remaining wet ingredients. Add dry ingredients and stir.

Lay pepperonis out on pan, (on parchment) and then spread dough on top...the thinner, the better.
Bake 15 mins at 375, take out and flip over. Bake for an additional 5 mins before adding sauce and additional cheese, if desired.  It's good either way :) once you add sauce and cheese, bake for an additional 10 mins at 350 or until cheese is melted.

Texture is a bit different than regular flour...but the thinner you make the crust, the less noticeable it is.  This is due to the coconut flour. It is, however, a lot more healthy than traditional "gluten free" crusts :)